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Alice a Musical Adventure

by Duke of Uke

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1.
LADIES AND GENTS, FOR JUST A FEW CENTS FOR JUST A LITTLE NICKEL AND DIME TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR AND YOU’RE SURE TO HAVE A MARVELOUS TIME-- STEP ON UP COME ON IN / YEAH WE’RE READY TO ROLL AND THE SHOW IS JUST ABOUT TO BEGIN (x2) FOR JUST TWO DIMES AND A NICKLE SATISFACTION GUARANTEED WE’LL PUT MORE ‘POW’ IN YOUR PICKLE IF WE DON’T, THE NEXT ONE’S FREE (CHORUS) STEP RIGHT ON UP COME RIGHT ON IN OH YEAH WE’RE READY TO ROLL AND THE SHOW IS JUST ABOUT TO BEGIN LADIES AND GENTS FOR JUST A HALF PENCE FRANK BOB NOTE OR YEN TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR AND THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN SO GO GRAB YOUR SPACE YOUR SPACE IN THE QUEUE AND WE’LL SHOW YOU A PLACE WHERE DREAMS CAN COME TRUE--OH YES THEY DO OH YES YES THEY DO… DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE BOTH WERE YOUNG? SOMETIMES TOO TIGHTLY WOUND--SOMETIMES UNSTRUNG DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE GRASS WAS TALL? YOU WERE MUCH SMALLER THEN--BUT WEREN’T WE ALL? LET’S GO BACK TO THE GROVE WHERE THE MARIGOLDS GROW LET’S GO BACK TO WHERE WE USED TO PLAY CICADA SONGS FILL THE AIR HONEYSUCKLES EVERYWHERE! THE PLACE WE USE PLAY ISN’T GONE, THEY’RE NOT GONE THEY LIVE ON IN US FOREVER THE PLAY WE USED TO PLAY ISN’T GONE, THEY’RE NOT GONE THEY LIVE ON AND ON AND ON Ahhhhhhhhh DO YOU RECALL THE TREE WE CALLED OUR OWN? WE SWORE WE’D NEVER LEAVE, THEN WENT RIGHT HOME DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE SKY WAS HIGH? THINGS WERE MUCH SIMPLER THEN, BUT SO WAS i LET’S GO BACK TO THE GROVE WHERE THE MARIGOLDS GROW LET’S GO BACK TO WHERE WE USED TO PLAY CICADA SONGS FILL THE AIR HONEYSUCKLES EVERYWHERE! THE PLACE WE USED TO PLAY ISN’T GONE--IT LIVES ON IN US FOREVER THE PLACE WE USED TO PLAY ISN’T GONE--IT LIVES ON AND ON AND ON AT THE TIME THOSE MOMENTS BLEW RIGHT ON THROUGH YA DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN (x4)
2.
TIME FLIES 03:59
I WATCH THE HANDS UPON MY CLOCK TICK THEN TICK THAN TOCK AND TOCK IT JUST PERSISTS--IT NEVER STOPS OF MY HOW TIME FLIES BY TRY YOUR BEST TO STAY IN PLACE THE SPACE AROUND YOU MOVES STAYING THE SAME FREEZING THE FRAME IS THE HARDEST THING TO DO I WATCH THE HANDS ON OLD BIG BEN ROLL UP THEN DOWN THEN ROUND AGAIN IT’S ALWAYS WOUND IT NEVER ENDS OH MY HOW TIME FLIES SO I HOP HOP HOP I GO GO GO I NEVER STOP OH NO NO NO I’M USUALLY SO PUNCTUAL! OH MY HOW TIME FLIES C. MY OH MY, HOW TIME FLIES MY OH MY HOW TIME FLIES BY MY HOW TIME FLIES BY (MY OH MY HOW TIME FLIES BY) MY HOW TIME FLIES BY (MY OH MY HOW TIME FLIES BY)
3.
I’M TUMBLING DOWN, DOWN, DOWN RIGHT THROUGH THE GROUND GROUND GROUND WHERE I’VE FINALLY FOUND A BRAND NEW PLACE I’M TUMBLING DOWN THROUGH SPACE I’VE STUMBLED BEYOND A TRACE I’M LOST AND I’VE BEEN MISPLACED I’M TUMBLING DOWN SUDDENLY THIS GRAVITY HAS GOT ME IN IT’S GRIP I’M BOTTOMS UP LIKE A TEA CUP--LOOK HOW FAR I’VE SLIPPED SO SAY GOODBYE TO THE SKY THAT SHRINKS BENEATH MY FEET IT’S FAR TOO LATE--MISTAKES WERE MADE AND NOW I’M OUT OF REACH [RIFF] I STUMBLED RIGHT DOWN THE HOLE TO TUMBLE BEYOND CONTROL TOPSY-TURVEYING DOWN I ROLL WITHOUT A TRACE I’M TUMBLING DOWN DOWN DOWN RIGHT THROUGH THE GROUND GROUND GROUND WHERE I’VE FINALLY FOUND A BRAND NEW PLACE I’M TUMBLING I’M TUMBLING I’M TUMBLING I’M TUMBLING THROUGH SPACE WHERE EVERYTHING APPEARS TO BE, AT LEAST TO ME, A LITTLE OUT OF PLACE I’M TUMBLING I’M TUMBLING I’M TUMBLING I’M TUMBLING THROUGH SPACE WHERE EVERYTHING APPEARS TO BE, AT LEAST TO ME, A LITTLE OUT OF PLACE
4.
OH NO--JUST LOOK AT WHERE I’VE LANDED NOW, SOMEWHERE I’M STRANDED AND I DON’T KNOW HOW, I’M THERE BUT DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS THERE MIGHT BE, I’M WHERE THE STRANGEST THINGS SEEM REAL TO ME OH MY--I’M LIFTING THROUGH A POOL OF TEARS AND I MAY BE DRIFTING HERE A MILLION YEARS I KNOW THESE TEARS WON’T CHANGE ANYTHING WHY AM I EVEN CRYING? I’M LIKE A YO-YO PLUCKED FROM A STRING WHY AM I EVEN TRYING WHY MAKE IT SO HARD BY TAKING IT HARD? WHY MAKE IT SO HARD? WHY MAKE IT SO HARD BY TAKING IT HARD? WHY MAKE IT SO HARD? OH NO--I’M FEELING SO ALONE AND LOW AND NO ONE IS SHOWING ME THE WAY TO GO I CAN SEE THE ROSES BLOOM THROUGH THE KEYHOLE OF THE DOORWAY THAT I CAN’T GET THROUGH OH MY--I’M LIFTING THROUGH A POOL OF TEARS AND I MAY BE DRIFTING HERE A MILLION YEARS OH NO, OH NO
5.
Take a Sip 03:18
TAKE A LITTLE TIP, TAKE A LITTLE SIP SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YEAH! ATCHA FINGERTIPS, PRESS ME TO YOUR LIPS WE SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YEAH! UP TO YOU TO CHOOSE, WHATCHA GOT TO LOSE? WHY DON’T WE SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YEAH! TAKE A TIP FROM ME TAKE A SIP OF ME WHY DON’T WE SEE WHAT HAPPENS, YEAH! CHANGE IS JUST THE NAME OF THE GAA-YA-YA-AME WINDS TWIST WHERE THE TWIG RESISTS TAKE A LITTLE TIP AND PRESS ME TO YOUR LIPS I SAY YEAH NOTHING HERE REMAINS THE SA-YA-YA-AME MOUNTAINS FLIP OVER CENTURIES TAKE A LITTLE TIP AND TAKE A SIP OF ME WHOA-WALLOWING IN YOUR WOES TUGGED DOWN BY THOSE UNDERTOWS, SO STRANGELY CHAINED TO YOUR WAYS HERE'S A LITTLE TIP, TAKE A LITTLE SIP OF ME FLUCTUATE BETWEEN EXTREMES, PLACE A PLEASURE PRESSURE ON RELITY CHANGE YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES, OH FLOUNDERING IN YOUR FEARS DROWNING IN YOUR TEARS CHAINED TO YOUR WAYS I’M RIGHT HERE AT YOUR FINGERTIPS--TAKE A LITTLE SIP OF ME I’M RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS--TAKE A LITTLE SIP OF ME
6.
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN WHERE EVERYDAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME WHERE ALL IS FROZEN IN BLOOM AND EVERYONE’S FORGOTTEN THEIR NAMES YOU MUST BE CRAZY TO COME HERE--MOST NORMAL FOLK DON’T HOBBLE DOWN HOLES (OH NO THEY DON’T) THEY’RE ALL WOUND TIGHTER THAN SHOE STRINGS AS THEY STRAIN TO KEEP THINGS UNDER CONTROL AND ONE DAY WE’LL REMEMBER WHAT WE THOUGHT WE FORGOT THE ONLY THING FOR CERTAIN HERE IS CERTAINLY NOT THEN ONE DAY WE’LL FORGET WHAT WE REMEMBERED AND THEN REMEMBER IT BEFORE IT GETS FORGOTTEN AGAIN PEEKABOO, OH YES I SEE YOU (WHY WOULD YOU) TRY TO HIDE FROM ME? LOVE ME DO (OR LOVE ME NOT) OH WHY NOT PLUCK OFF A PETAL TO SEE? WELCOME TO THE GARDEN WHERE TIME’S TYRANNY HOLDS NO SWAY IT’S ALWAYS TUESDAY AT NOON HERE AND WEDNESDAYS ARE A MILE AWAY OH YOU’LL FIND NO CLOCKS HERE THERE’S NOTHING NEAR THAT COO-COOS OR CHIMES, (MY OH MY) YES OUR WATCHES HAVE STOPPED, DEAR THERE’S NOTHING HERE TO POLISH OR WIND AND ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED HERE HAS NOT HAPPENED YET AND ONE DAY WE’LL REMEMBER WHAT WE THOUGHT WE’D FORGET AND ANYTHING THAT STARTED HERE HAS COME TO AN END AND ONE DAY WE’LL FORGET WHAT WE REMEMBERED AGAIN.
7.
I THINK I FIGURED EVERYTHING OUT I CAN’T RECALL JUST HOW I THINK I FIGURED EVERYTHING OUT I CAN’T REMEMBER NOW SLOBBER SLIPPY VISIONS FLIP FROM MY FROSTED HOOKA TIP WHAT A GAS, YEAH, WHAT A TRIP MAN, I WAS SO HERE AND NOW OH, I WAS OH SO ZEN MAN I WAS SO HERE AND NOW I WASN’T THERE OR THEN WHEN MY MANTRA NEEDS A TWEAK I JUST CHANGE MY WHOLE PHYSIQUE WHAT A BLAST IT’S OH SO SWEET THE TRUE YOU IS THE QUANTUM CAT THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND SHOWING YOU THE TRUTHS YOU'VE HIDDEN DEEP BENEATH THE GROUND THE TRUE YOU IS THE QUANTUM CAT THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND SHOWING YOU THE TRUTHS YOU'VE HIDDEN DEEP BENEATH THE GROUND TRUE YOU, TRUE YOU, TRUE YOU, TRUE YOU
8.
Tea Time 03:28
THE HATTER AND THE HARE AND THE DOORMOUSE TOO ARE HAVING SCONES FOR TEA OUT IN THE GARDEN, AND YOU SHOULD BE DELIGHTED ALTHOUGH YOU’RE NOT INVITED OH--YOU OUGHT TO GO NOW! EVERY TREAT YOU’VE EVER LOVED IS ON DISPLAY CRUMBLE BUNS, POWDERED PLUM PUDDING AND YOU SHOULD BE ECSTATIC, ALTHOUGH IT’S SO ERRATIC--OH! YOU’ OUTTA GO NOW! TEA TIME IS DEFINITELY THE BEST TIME, INDUBITABLY AND OBVIOUSLY IT’S PLAIN TO SEE ALL GOOD THINGS BEGIN WITH… TEA TIME -- BEGINS WITH TEA TIME BEGINS WITH TEA TIME BEGINS WITH TEA TIME BEGINS WITH TEA TIME SNIFFLING DRAGON PEACH BRULEE SILVER NEEDLE OLD EARL GREY RENOIRE’S REPOSE GOLD SUNRISE PLUM AMORE HEAVEN’S EYE [TEAPOT SOLO] 26 LETTERS ARE FAR MORE THAN WE NEED--GIVE US JUST THREE! GIVE US AN E! GIVE US AN A! GIVE US A T! A T FOR TEATIME-- TEA TIME -- BEGINS WITH TEA TIME BEGINS WITH TEA TIME BEGINS WITH TEA TIME BEGINS WITH TEA TIME EVERYONE IS IN THEIR FINEST FRIPPERY FESTOONING BLOOMING ROSES FROM THE GARDEN AND THOUGH THERE’S KETTLES EVERYWHERE THERE’S NOT A DROP TO SPARE --SO YOU SHOULD GRAB A CHAIR, YES--YOU SHOULD JOIN US WHERE-- EVERY TIP OF TEA SHALL LEAVE A PINKIE RAISED AND RIDDLES RATTLE OUT WITHOUT SOLUTION AND TO ADD TO THE CONFUSION IT’S MERELY AN ILLUSION OH! YOU OUGHT TO GO NOW! TEA TIME IS DEFINITELY THE BEST TIME INDUBITABLY AND OBVIOUSLY IT’S PLAIN TO SEE THAT ALL GOOD THINGS BEGIN WITH T
9.
WE EXPECT SOME GENUFLECTIONS EXECUTED WITH RESPECT WHEN WE GREET THE PEASANTRY CONTRAVENTION OF CONVENTION IS A GRIEVOUS TRANSGRESSION AGAINST OUR SACRED MONARCHY YOU’VE BEEN MAKING YOUR MOVES, JUMPIN’ THOSE SQUARES, BREAKING THE RULES, NARY A CARE NIBBLING SHROOMS, CHANGING YOUR SIZE STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOM, STRAIGHT TO YOUR DEMISE I SAID OH! PREPARE FOR MY MISE-EN-SCENE AND WOE TO THE PAWN THAT CROSSES THE QUEEN I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN HUH THAT'S RIGHT SO NO JEJUNE TOMFOOLERY, QUIXOTIC BUFFOONERY, NOR FARCICAL FROLLICKING FRISKS, NO DROLL LOON DIVERSIONS, CAPRICIOUS EXCURSIONS OR PERNICIOUS GIDDY FROLICKS SO FIGHT IF YOU MUST, JUST TAKE A LOOK TO YOUR LEFT THERE’S A KNIGHT TO YOUR RIGHT THERE’S A ROOK WE WIN OR WE LOSE BY THE MOVES THAT WE MAKE IT’S YOUR TURN TO CHOOSE BUT YOU’RE FAR FROM CHECK MATE I SAID OH YOU BEST HOPE IT’S ALL A DREAM AND WOE TO THE PAWN THAT CROSSES THE QUEEN I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN HUH THAT'S RIGHT WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN THE GUARDS REFUSED TO PAINT THE ROSES RED OFF WITH THEIR HEADS LETS ALL REPLY IF THEY DON’T COMPLY OFF WITH THEIR HEADS THAT’S WHAT I SAID
10.
AS WE’VE HEARD OUR BARBER SAY AT THE ROYAL BEAUTY SHOP, LET’S LOSE EIGHT POUNDS THE EASY WAY AND LOP A LITTLE OFF THE TOP! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! OFF OFF GIVE IT A CHOP OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! CHOP CHOP CHOP IT ALL OFF POP GOES THE DAISY, CHERRY ON TOP SHARPEN UP YOUR SCISSORS AND CHOP THAT MOP AS WE’VE HEARD OUR BARBER BABBLE BETWEEN WINCE AND GENUFLECT, LET’S CROP A LITTLE INCH OR TWO OFF THAT PRETTY LITTLE NECK! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! RIP RIP GIVE IT A CLIP OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! CLIP CLIP CLIP OFF THE TIP IF THERE'S A BEE IN YOUR BONNET WORRY NO MORE THAT'S WHAT THE QUEEN'S GUILLOTINE IS FOR JUST A NIP BELOW THE CHIN A LITTLE SNIP ABOVE THE SHOULDER NO ONE HERE IS GROWING YOUNGER, DEAR BUT ONE HERE WON’T GROW OLDER
11.
SEE HOW THE FLOWERS SWAY IN SUCH A PECULIAR WAY AND THE SKY TODAY IS SUCH A STRANGE SHADE OF BLUE SEE HOW THE ROSE-VINES TWIST INTERTWINING MYSTERIOUS MISTS SEE HOW THE OPINES SLIP IN AND OUT OF THEIR HUE ITS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, TOO GOOD TOO GOOD TOO GOOD SOMEBODY SHAKE ME WAKE ME UP WHEN THIS DREAM IS THROUGH IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, TOO GOOD TOO GOOD SOMEBODY SHAKE ME WAKE ME UP WHEN THIS DREAM IS THROUGH IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE IF THIS IS JUST A DREAM ALICE MUST BE QUEEN OOO IT MUST BE NICE TO BE YOU SO CAREFREE MUST BE HEAVENLY JUST TO PLAY BUT THAT ISN'T ME I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE PIRCE THAT I PAY SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE ALL THE RULES THAT YOU BREAK WIND UP THE WATCHES WHILE YOU TAKE YOUR TIME WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES BET YOU CHOOSE YOURS OVER MINE EVERYTIME YOU SHOULD LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP BECAUSE YOU'VE FALLEN FAR TOO FAR AND NOW YOUR IN IT FAR TOO DEEP YOU SHOULD THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK BEFORE YOU BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT YOURSELF AT LAST POOR ALICE YOU HAVE FALLEN TOO FAR DO YOU HAVE A CLUE DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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released October 2, 2022

Lyrics written by David King
Compositions written and performed by the Duke of Uke

David King - Ukulele
Sarah Cramer - Bass, Keyboard
Rebecca Burlingame - Drums, Percussion


Recorded by Mark Wyman at Tonegood Studios and Sarah Cramer at Bliss Avenue Records
Executive producers: Sarah Cramer and Gerry “the gov” Brown
Mixing Engineers: Gerry “the gov” Brown and Sarah Cramer

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Alice A Musical Adventure: A Collaborative Concept Album featuring Music by Duke of Uke and Special Guests

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